The King and I.

Do not think me presumptuous for putting Dollah and me, in the same sentence. I will probably have to agree that maybe....just maybe... he is better looking than me. But I know I am taller. I know nobody calls me Pendek.

That above police report was made under the instruction of the Duli Yang Maha Mulia Seri Perduka Baginda, Yang di Pertuan Agong.

What I have been writing about the Pahang Royals is upsetting Dollah. I was getting under his skin. It bothered him enough to want to shut me up.

Instead of taking the high road and ignoring the pin pricks I was causing him by the things that I write about him, about his father and about the other Pahang Royals, Dollah decided to mecemarkan his own self by making the fight personal. He made that report against me and, by so doing, made me a person of interest to PDRM.

So now it is personal. It is between you and me Dollah.

What I have written so far, and will continue to write in the near future, are tales of the excesses, greed, arrogance and failures of the Pahang Royals to behave royally. I have not written lies. I have not made wild and unfounded claims and accused the Pahang Royals of doing anything that they have not done.

In the past, the infidelities committed by the Pahang Royals have been ignored or kept under wraps, and only whispered among the people of Pahang and maybe a few others outside the state.

What infidelities, you ask? Plenty. I know that the wives of Pahang Royals take it for granted that when it was that time of the month, their husband will be looking to other females to satisfy their raging hormones. That illegitimate daughter fathered by Dollah's father when he was King took everything to another level. It involved a foreigner. A Filipino. It resulted in a daughter that Dollah's father refused to acknowledged as his…and the rest is history.

Jakim, Jawi, and none of the Muftis...not even the one in the state of Pahang...uttered a single word to condemn the Sultan, who is also the head of Islam in Pahang, for having fathered a daughter out of wedlock.

Dollah, I have yet to write about your infidelities and your sexual escapades, but only because I wanted to see how far your greed will take you while you are still King. Now that you have made the fight with me personal, I will have to reconsider my options.

The other thing about you that is really despicable, is your greed. Greed is one thing, but when you ignore the welfare of your rakyat during their time of need, and used the pandemic that is the cause of the Rakyat's troubles for your own profit, I think you are treading on very thin ice. That is why I decided to again write about the Pahang Royals so that you will understand that even as King, there are limits to what you can do.

Yes...now you know that you should not have invited a Convicted Felon to dinner at the Istana....but knowing that now, is a little too late kan? No use crying over spill milk. From now on, be careful of whom you are being seen with. No Convicted Felon within a hundred yards of you.Faham tak?

I know that I am getting to you. I know that you are feeling the heat. I know you are making this personal, between you and me. Well Mr King…I am game for it. Bring it on!

Ampon Tuanku beribu ribu ampon….but Tuanku, you should have got yourself better advisors to advise you on what to do when a blogger based DownUnder becomes a problem to you. For a start, any decent advisor will advise you to just ignore the blogger simply because there is nothing you can do about it. The blogger is 6000 kms from the clutches of your running dogs in PDRM.

FYI Tuanku...that article I write about the Idiot who made the police report got over 130,000 clicks and 346 loving hearts. So Dollah that is 130,000 rakyat that is already against you. Itu belum kira shares, cut and paste! Anyway you want to look at it...there is a lot of rakyat out there who are eager to know what else the Pahang Royals are up to. I cannot disappoint them, kan?

Anyway, it is a done deal. You have done yourself in by making that Police Report against me. It is now, you and me. Steadyaku47 and the King. Hmmm has a nice feel to it... The King and I.

Let the games begin!

Ya la tu!!!