DUMB AND DUMBER.
Konsep ‘Bangsa Johor’ menjadi teras yang akan ditekankan kerajaan Johor yang baharu dalam memastikan semua rakyat akan turut terbabit dalam membangunkan negeri berkenaan, kata Datuk Onn Ghazi Hafiz.
Sehubungan itu, Menteri Besar Johor itu berkata, aspek kebajikan, ekonomi, pendidikan dan kesihatan rakyat tanpa mengira agama, bangsa serta latar belakang akan menjadi keutamaan dan fokus kerajaan negeri baharu pimpinannya.....ya la tu! Go tell that to the Marine s lah!
Mr Sultan Down South is a feudal juvenile out of sync with the times that he is now living in. Short and stumpy and certainly verging on being roly poly - this is a Sultan who is mentally challenged and physically short, and is striving for ways to compensate for these physical inadequacies. Calling himself His Majesty, is, to him, a good start.
A good start to what? Making him smarter and taller? Not so Jose. Having personally evolved him self to a majestic level, he has now embarked onto the next level. On a personal level, he thinks himself attractive to the gentler sex. His official wife now has to suffer the embarrassment of having a husband whose libido, real or contrived, requires him to have multiple spouses. I have lost count of whom he has married and whom he has divorced. Suffice for me to say that being a Sultan, with money and the inclination to fornicate, this Sultan Down South is a menace to good, decent, good-looking young ladies Down South. What he used to do as TMJ, he is now reprising as a Sultan. Lock up your daughters, for Mr Sultan thinks himself God's gift to women!
Now on the business front. What is Mr Sultan doing? If recent events are any indications, he intends to dabble in business in a big way. He already has some Mega business ventures on stream or pending. He already has a pliant MB who owes his appointment as MB because it pleasured Mr Sultan to do so. Now Mr Sultan is putting in place government servants who will do his bidding. Semua dapat gelaran Datuk.
Ashari Kasnan : Pengarah Tanah dan Galian Johor.
On Jabbar : Timbalan Setiausaha Kerajaan Johor (Sukan, Belia dan Sukarelawan).
Mustaffa Kamal Shamsuddin : Pegawai Daerah Muar.
Suhailizan Suliman : Pengurus Besar Perbadanan Kemajuan Perumahan Negeri Johor,
Woi, Mr Sultan fikir sikit lah. Tak kan Bangsa Johor begitu bodoh! All those newly appointed Datuks are going to help you make a lot of money Down South kan... but do have some class lah. Malu lah sikit. Do you think Bangsa Johor are as dumb as you want them to be? Do you think they do not know about your ‘business deals’?.
Dumb and dumber