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1MDB : Leissner affair with ex-Astro CEO Rohana Rozhan silenced with US$10mil home gifted to her!




Hmmm US$10 million home for few fucks! Value for money or not? That would be for Lessiner to say kan? But by any criteria you would care to use to measure Rohana's worth... I would say she made it worth HER while!





Hearing about this Rohana getting a house for a fuck reminded me of this story...


The duck story


A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son, things haven’t been going very well and I’m afraid we’ll have to sell your duck. I’m really sorry, but we need the money. I want you to take the duck to town and bring back the money.”


So the son takes the duck and sets off down the road. Halfway to town he runs into a hooker. She says, “Hey kid, I could show you a really good time if you’re interested.”

He replies, “I’d sure like to, but all I have to pay with is this duck.”

“Well,” she says, “maybe we can work something out.”


So they go off into the bushes and the branches are snapping and feathers flying…..


When they come out, she is breathless and says, “Wow! That was incredible! Not bad for a kid. Tell you what, if you can do that again, I’ll give you back your duck.”


As you might guess, he’s all for that idea. So they return to the bushes and get it on again. When they are done she is still amazed at his abilities.


She says to him, “I’ve got this friend who’s husband is a real loser. He hasn’t even been able to get it up in years, let alone satisfy her when he could. I’m gonna send you to her. Just let me call ahead.”

She calls her friend and tells her, “You won’t believe this kid I’m gonna send over to you. He is the best I’ve had in years. He’s just what you need.”


What none of them know is that the woman’s husband is listening in on the other phone.

The kid sets off for the woman’s house and the husband meets him on the road and says, “Look boy, I’ll give you a dollar if you just turn around now and forget all about my wife.”

Not being the brightest kid, he agrees and turns back for home.


His father see’s him coming back down the road and the duck is still under his arm. He knows his boy is dumb, but the instructions were easy!!

He says, “Son, what the hell happened? I told you to go to town and sell the duck!!”


“Dad,” he says, “You wouldn’t believe the day I’ve had! First, I got a fuck for the duck, then I got the duck for a fuck then I got a buck to duck a fuck and I still have the fucking duck!!”

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Hussain Hamih
Hussain Hamih
Feb 24, 2022

She's lucky she wasn't blown to smithereens, using some leftover C4......

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Mas
Mas
Feb 23, 2022

Para akhir..sangat cantik.. sambil menyelam minum air, lepas minum air lagi menyelam lagi dan minum air lagi.

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Ng CY
Ng CY
Feb 23, 2022

They did the f..king in London. Didn't have to worry the Lebai knocking on the door to tangkap khalwat. It's good to be rich and in the elite group in Malusia.

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