Umno's 'Top Five' Sekarang Sudah Jadi The "Four Tops?'

The 'Not the Top Five' leaders in Umno', who are NOT part of Umno's 'Top Five', today issued a statement through their spokesman, Tajuddin Rahman, seeking clarification from Umno's MKT to confirm or deny if the Prime Minister, Ismail Sabri is, or is not one of Umno's Top Five. If Ismail Sabri is one of Umno's Top Five and yet he is not at their meeting, should not Umno's Top Five now be known as Umno's 'Top Four'...or 'Four Tops'

Yesterday after Friday Prayers, 'Umno's 'Top Five' Most Corrupt Leaders' (with apologies from Chairman Najib Razak who was otherwise detained in Kajang), issued a statement to confirm that RM5 million has been donated by 'persons unknown' to have quotations from Najib Razak's FaceBook be published in a 'Little Red Book' in small sizes, with red covers so that Umno members can easily carry the Little Red Book everywhere they go.

Meanwhile, "Umno's Top Five Potential Next President After Zahid Hamidi' held their inaugural meeting at the legal firm of their interim Chairman, in the nation's capital on Thursday. Among other matters, they discussed whether they should or should not include Tajuddin, Nazri, KJ, and H2O as members. Those present were reminded that if Tajuddin, Nazri, KJ and H20 were to be included, they would no longer be 'Umno's Top Five Potential Next President After Zahid Hamidi' but will become 'Umno's Top Nine Potential Next President After Zahid Hamidi'. No decision has been made on this matter.

On the sidelines, Umno's Top Five Sumpah Laknat participants would not comment on the current leadership problems in Umno. Their spokesman issued a statement from Kajang to remind the Top Five in Umno to leave religion out of politics and not use Allah's name in vain unless it is their last resort to stop them from going to jail. From his own experience, the spokesman in Kajang reminded them that sometimes ALLAH hears them, but HE does not listen.

In another unrelated development, 'Umno's Top Five Hot Shot Lawyers' jointly issued a statement to voice their displeasure at Wearnes Quest Sdn Bhd announcement that the latest Bentley Flying Spur W12 2023 will NOT be available in Malaysia until November 2022. This is because, by November 2022, their interim Chairman would be in Court facing money laundering charges and will not be able to help launch the Bentley Flying Spur, if invited by Wearnes Quest Sdn Bhd to do so.

Bentley Flying Spur

In a joint statement, the 'Top Five Leaders in the Opposition' reaffirmed their commitment to invite anyone and everyone to join them in a coalition post PRU15 if that is what is needed to help any of the 'Top Five Leaders in the Opposition' to form a government. This is in line with their long-held belief that it takes a frog to know another frog, and we are all frogs when it comes to politics....and damm any MOU signed by anyone, with anyone.

Ok guys...I want to have my first short black of the morning now. Enjoy the weekend. And may the force be with you.