Siapa aku? “kecik-kecik tak nak mampus, dah besar menyusahkan orang”.

I do not wish ill on anyone. Nor do I want to curse or put any dark and black magic spells on anyone, but I will make an exception for Najib and Rosmah. Not the “wish them ill” part, maybe the “magic spells” part.

Double, double toil and trouble;

Fire burn and caldron bubble.

Cool it with a baboon’s blood,

Then the charm is firm and good.

But I will have a problem finding ‘baboon’s blood’ ….so I will have to settle with the Malay version “kecik-kecik tak nak mampus, dah besar menyusahkan orang”. This idiot has not even been in jail for thirty days, and the amount of trouble he has given the authorities would make even Isa Samad blush…malu lah! At least Isa was sick BEFORE he went to jail. His timing is better than yours ma!

And don't forget DSAI. He went to court even when he was not well...you have to respect the guy for doing that!

Najib, what is wrong with you? Are you a malingering, mendacious trickster, or are you really not well?

In all the time that you were prime minister., and in all the time that you were in public office…never have I heard that you were unwell for even a single day! In your Armani suit, Givenchy ties, Hublot Big Bang King Power “Red Devils” Manchester United limited edition timepiece, (yes they are not called watches…at those prices - RM165,000 - they call them time pieces) … we see you strutting in the corridors of power with aplomb and style! And then not even a month in Jail and you are whinging and whining that you are not in the pink of health?

What happened to those pink lips of yours? No pink lipstick in Kajang? Be careful with those pink lipsticks….you might just attract some unwanted attention if you insist on putting them on…nudge ridge wink wink. Same result if you pick up that soap while having a shower …nudge nudge wink wink again!

Seriously though bro…just what the fuck is wrong with you? No quinoa in jail? I remember sometimes back, you were saying "let them all eat cereal while I have my quinoa". Aisehman bro…if Mat, Ah Chong, and Maniam have Tosai for breakfast in Kajang, you too must have Tosai! lah.

Ismail Sabri has said, “no special treatment for Merpati"…now you don’t want people to say that Ismail Sabri is a liar…do you?

And I have been told that they are moving you from Kajang to Cheras to Petaling Jaya and then back to Kajang. Trying to keep track of where you are is confusing…and this Minister of Health, KJ, is not helping you at all. Yesterday he said,

“Najib was given medicine (for) high blood pressure. It is the same medicine, but a generic brand.… He used to take ‘original’ medicine because he bought it from a private hospital. When referred to HKL, we have the same formula of medicine that is given at the government hospital…..The medicine is the same, with the same formula. But it is the generic form,”

That was what Khairy was quoted as saying during a press conference held at the Ministry of Health (KKM) yesterday. Don’t get too upset lan bro...this KJ is not a kachang lupakan kulit…after all, he did say that you are no longer his president kan?

Susahkan when you are no longer president. But not to worry lah...it seems that as far as Umno is concerned, BossKu is still around. What good that will do to you is still to be seen...but at least for now, as far as Zahid Hamidi is concerned, BossKu is D Man!

But as far as I and many other Malaysians are concerned, this is what is on our mind...“kecik-kecik tak nak mampus, dah besar menyusahkan orang”. ...and ditto for that Fat Lady of Malaysia aka FLOM! Enough said.