Richly Reward Corruption, Cronyism not Patriotism, Productivity or Merit
Re-elect The BN: Ode To Najib’s Nightingales
By far the most catastrophic consequence of corruption is the highly inflated cost of goods, services, consultancy and lobbying charges that a corrupt government will inevitably incur. As a country, we are no exception. Corruption will sap us to the point where the overwhelming number of the poorest people will grow exponentially and further impoverish our country. From manufacturing exports, we can restructure our economy to become a net exporter of maids and menservants.
Comfort, confidence, ironclad security, impunity, and callousness in elite corruption have been drivers of criminal and corrupt activity involving the political elite of Malaysia for years.
Since May 2018 a few of these criminals have been identified, charged, tried, freed, discharged, or jailed while many others are still at large enjoying the luxuriance and luxury of their larceny, loot, and booty of their misdeeds. What is their perspective?
This is an attempt to capture their innermost thoughts:
Perspective of The Furtive Fugitive
Every other kleptocrat caught, held captive,
Really punitive, painful, not just administrative,
Thus, the urgent, most needed only elective,
An immediate shotgun election, no alternative,
We can cheat cheaply, con, disturb, deceive,
Distribute cash, agitate alarm them, the naive,
Influence, inspire our crossed double kris motif,
The old symbol, sews them up, most effective,
Leaders of minorities, benign, dutifully defective.
These new chaps are serious, it's plaintive,
Aided by learned, judicious young Yang Arif,
Hunting in every corner, for another big thief,
But astute assembly of thieves, led by big chief,
Decided, there is simply no other palliative,
Administer to the iffy government , a purgative,
Kill off, skin the enemy, use a kind of invective,
Use race, religion rawly, enthrone the Native,
We can then easily reinstate the klepto Khalif,
Our Kajang man can heli to freedom, relief,
His meal of quinoa, salad and Wagyu beef,
Mem, reunited with family, fame and fief,
Fabulous riches, furnishings of gold leaf,
Holding court before wilting, uniformed waif,
The DPPs, Yang Ariff and gang, cannot sniff,
Surely they will no longer act that proactive,
Kuasa-0, kena puasa, no new brief, o’ grief,
The stubborn ones, if they want a testy tiff,
Teach them, make them watch in disbelief,
Make them really little, with some laxatives,
Court cluster reincarnated, the new Executive,
Let our country start 2MDB, Jibby will conceive,
Plans for new goals to achieve and retrieve,
Our old fame, flame, functioning, fully festive,
Back to our trusteeship, our delicious derivative,
Incentive for the best private profit, main motive.
Parliament, make it empty zero legislative,
Fill with plenty of debate, but truly tentative,
Return to our Najib heyday of lawful mischief,
Let the people, vote, for BN on the makeshift skiff,
Rain, shine, or mud, we can swim, win, positive.
Our Promise to make the people submissive,
Bribe, bully, bullshit, and bludgeon the restive,
Najib can rule for life, hell, and he’ll thrive....
Amen.
Steering Committee For Quicksand Election
October 6, 2022
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