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Writer's pictureHussein Abdul Hamid

Mr. Sultan Down South...go straight to Tampoi. Do Not Pass Go. Do Not Collect $200.



It is difficult to identify seniles and madman from a crowd. But so easy to spot one standing on a rostrum, all decked in army green, medals, and beret worn at jaunty angle... which must have embarrassed blue-blooded battlefield hardened War Veterans of the Angkatan Tentera Malaysia.


Yes, Mr. Sultan, whose obese girth has a circumference almost equal to his height, is at it again. This time he is threatening to take Johor out of Malaysia. Out where Ibrahim? Somebody better tell Mr. Sultan that Johor cannot go anywhere. It is permanently the southernmost land mass just before the causeway and Singapore, BUT, we can take Mr. Sultan somewhere...to Hospital Permai kat Tampoi kut?

WTF is this guy going on about? There is already one ghost town in Johor, Forest City. Here is another one in the making:


Kota Iskandar : I visited Kota Iskandar, the relocated center of State Government. It's a cluster of half-empty buildings. No canteen or cafe for the waiting public. No convenient car parking for the tax-paying public and of course no public transport. What a waste of money

Children's playgrounds are in a sorry state. The offices are miles apart! What a waste! All done, at Mr. Sultan's direction, during Khalid Nordin's time as MB. It will end up as a Ghost suburb near Forest City. Soon, tourists can visit two ghost towns in Johor, for the price of one!



This is the comment from Viv about that Saturday-Sunday rest days... "Dan gu gu loh...this was set by our Johor Sultan...till today I'm still not used to children going to school on a Sunday" What is this Ding Dong of a Menteri Besar talking about reverting to Saturday-Sunday rest days? Aiyah...this lapdog is a moron!


Opps, someone just pointed out to me that the MB is the Sultan's choice! Takes one moron to know another moron. I guess they deserved each other! They are both from Johor kan?




And now Ibrahim has got another gripe! Johor is being sidelined by the Federal government. This guy is like a spoiled child. Can someone give him a cookie and maybe he will go away! But if truth is to be told, it will be hard to sideline this guy. Look at the guy...he even has a crown on his head!



What would you do if you saw someone walking around with a crown on his head? Of course, you cannot ignore him...but I know what the authorities will do with him. The same thing they do with guys dancing naked in the streets...take them away! They are gila kan?


And what is next for Mr. Sultan and his Pendek son? They are going to play house. Pendek gets to be head of the house while Mr. Sultan goes on an open-ended (he did not say how long he will be away) naughty visit (nudge nudge wink wink) somewhere, and sulks at being ignored by the Federal Government. He is hoping that Bangsa Johor will miss him enough to want him to come back.... but here is the bad news...even if they do not want him to come back, he will still come back.


Now, just to twist the knife that I have plunged into his back, can I suggest that the government declare all funds being used to upkeep the Royalties. All Federal and State funds. All the manpower and facilities and monies allocated. And pursue these costs state by state...starting with Johor.


That will really wake up the Rakyat and Tax Payers.....and then Mr. Sultan will know that nobody has sidelined him. In fact, we are keeping a close eye on everything that he does...and by everything, I mean everything! Nudge nudge wink wink!


And last but not least...once the government does an audit on what we are spending on the royals...the other royals are going to go after Mr. Sultan and his Pendek son because these two are the cause of the audit being done! The other Royals will not be too happy because any investigation or revelations demanded by the Rakyat or parties concerned (like me lah) will expose their evil ways or greed at the expense of the People ....😄 Enough said!

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