With no apologies to the Chinese.

Name of Asian pilot who died in a plane crash? Sum Ting Wong.

I threw an Asian man down a flight of stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.

A Chinese couple had a black baby and named it Sum Ting Wong.

That’s not right…Sum Ting Wong

Are you harboring a fugitive?…Hu Yu Hai Ding?

See me ASAP…Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man…Dum Gai

Small Horse…Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach?…Wai Yu So Tan?

I bumped into a coffee table…Ai Bang Mai Ni

I think you need a face lift…Chin Tu Fat

It’s very dark in here…Wai So Dim?

I thought you were on a diet…Wai Yu Mun Ching?

This is a tow away zone…No Pah King

Our meeting is scheduled for next week….Wai Yu Kum Nao?

Staying out of sight…Lei Ying Lo

He’s cleaning his automobile….Wa Shing Ka