Wife: Where are you going?
Husband: To watch the game at the cafe.
Wife: Why don't you watch it with me?
Husband: I want to see it with my friends.
Wife: So I am nothing to you?
Husband: My God! OK, OK I’m staying.
Wife: Why is the goalkeeper in black?
Husband: He is mourning his mother.
Wife: The commentator - how does he know all names?
Husband: It's his job!
Wife: There's a goal.
Husband: No, it's offside.
Wife: What is offside?
Husband: No, it's a goal, just kidding.
Wife: Yes, but what is offside?
Husband: Offside is the name of the coach.
Wife: Where's the coach?
Husband: He is off the field.
Wife: Why isn't he playing?
Husband: No, he doesn't play, he changes the players and the game tactics.
Wife: Tell me, is Maradona there?
Husband: No he died.
Wife: Oh my God! How?
Husband: He was watching a game with his wife.
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