Time we had a good laugh at the Chinese!

Selamat Pagi Malaysia....it is not often that I can laugh at the Chinese....for whatever reasons. I know there are a few of those "CONFUCIUS" jokes floating around, but they just make me smile. The last time a Malay friend tried to get me to laugh at the Chinese was a few weeks ago when he forwarded me the Kevin Khoo joke.

Passenger to Stewardess: Hello Miss, just want to ask you ah, who and where is this Kevin Khoo ah? He seems to be a very busy man. Everyone is looking for him….

Stewardess: ?? Sorry, Kevin Khoo?? Not sure what you mean sir..

Passenger: You know Kevin Khoo la…even the Captain is always looking for him…Kevin Khoo please be seated for take-off….Kevin Khoo please return to your station…Kevin Khoo please disarm all doors…..Kevin Khoo please be seated for landing…..aiyo! he’s so busy la….why you all never help him one??

Stewardess: Sir, there are 12 of us Kevin Khoo on this flight...and it is Cabin Crew not Kevin Khoo!

I was thinking, if that is the best Chinese joke you can send me, then how can we Malays and the Indians get our own back at the Chinese because we KNOW that they are always laughing at us! And we KNOW what these jokes are...so don't deny lah!

That was until this morning when I saw what my cousin sent me yesterday! She sent me these Ah Beng jokes...not one, not two Chinese jokes ...but a few! So guys, let us sock it to the Chinese this morning...Enjoy!

Ah Beng Jokes.

Ah Beng stood below a light with mouth opened.

Why? Because his doctor advised him: 'Today's dinner should be light!' 😃

On a romantic date, Ah Beng's girlfriend asked him:

"Darling, on our engagement will you give me a ring?"

He said: "Sure, What's your phone no?" 😀

Ah Beng found the answer to the most difficult question ever.

"What will come first, chicken or egg?"

He replied, "Whatever you order first will come first."😀

A teacher told all her students to write an essay about a cricket match.

All the students got busy writing except Ah Beng.

He wrote: 'Due To Rain, No Match!' 😀

Ah Beng & wife bought coffee at a shop, and he drank it quickly before it got cold.

His wife asked why did he drink it so fast?

Ah Beng: Hot coffee cost $5 & cold coffee cost $10.😀

What happens when Ah Beng's wife delivers twins??

He did not sleep the whole night thinking who is the father of the second child. 😝

Manager asked Ah Beng at an interview.

"Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?"

Ah Beng replied: P-O-S-T-B-O-X.😃

After returning from a foreign trip, Ah Beng asked his wife,

Do I look like a foreigner?

Wife: No! But why?

Ah Beng: In London a lady asked me 'Are you a foreigner?' 😁😉

Interviewer: Just imagine you are on the 3rd floor, and it caught fire, how will you escape?

Ah Beng: it's simple. I will stop my imagination!!! 😝😜✌

Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA, RAM, GANDHI and BUDDHA?"

Ah Beng: "All were born on government holidays!😭😂✨

Sir: What is the difference between an Orange and an Apple?

Ah Beng: The color of an Orange is Orange, but the color of an Apple is not APPLE.👏✋😜😝✨

More Chinese Jokes coming in..and I am sharing it here. Keep it coming guys! Let us hantam the Chinese today...if they want to hantam us back..they will have to wait their turn!.